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sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006
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sphincterphone

Telephone capable of bypassing the earpiece and mouthpiece by use of a small speaker and microphone. This device was designed with two uses in mind:

1. place the device in a room so that multiple people can converse with the person(s) on the other end of the line

2. allows user to converse without holding a handset to the ear and mouth..."handsfree"

The amazing thing about this device is that, regardless of the application, everybody sounds like an asshole.
Dude, watch what you're saying...I've got you on sphincterphone.
by Mistr_Sir January 11, 2008
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sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual
Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?
by Ryan May 6, 2004
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sphinkter wink

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm
When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.
by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005
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sphinkter

yet another slang term for yore asshole or yer rectum.
Adam Gooch likes it up the sphinkter
by My name February 11, 2003
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sphincter-necklace

A nicer way to tell someone their head is up their ass.
Tell that guy to remove his sphincter-necklace before coming into work from now on.
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise July 14, 2011
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sphinctosaurus rex

1. The biological term used for the species renowned for its ability to squeeze objects of all shapes and sizes into and out of its anal passage.

2. One who is extremenly anal-retentive.

3. The tightest orifice on the body.

4. The most potent and deadly of all the assholes.
Wow! I thought I could shot a ping-pong ball far until I saw sphinctosaurus rex.

I wish he would lighten up -- he is such a sphinctosaurus rex!

I tried to slip it in to his sphinctosaurus rex, but there was not enought santorum to make it happen.
by Stanky May 1, 2006
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