Sphoogie Button

An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.

Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."

See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.

by No. 2 Ticonderoga June 18, 2009

sphinc

An abbreviated form of the word 'sphincter'.

Dan: hey cutie, can i lick your sphinc?
Peter: sure thing pal

by obidee January 1, 2009

sphynx

A sphynx is a breed of cat which is most famous for being bald i.e. a hairless pussy. A sphynx is therefore a risque form of female pubic topiary

by Racey October 22, 2003

Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html

"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009

SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.

Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.

by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004

Sphincter Wrinkle

The wrinkles around the puckered anus

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle

by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

sphadanum

Another name for a junior 'spinner' or story teller.

Sphadanum is a cross between Adam and the highly absorbent sphagnum used in tampons

by Schmoo Mann September 9, 2009