"Dude, Moose is definetly the spew king, the other day he spewed sideways, and one time it went over his head."
by Moose Cianci January 26, 2006

by talk show November 10, 2022

Homelander: Just nobody come back pregnant!
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo
by shiteather2201 June 16, 2024

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.
Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.
by liznetu July 30, 2010

VERB- The morning bathroom trip after a long night of drinking where you will have to grab the garbage can to puke into whilst explosive crapping your taco bell.
TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.
TL;DR-puking and shitting at the same time.
Hey Man, How you feeling.
I'm not feeling so well.
You alright?
No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.
I'm not feeling so well.
You alright?
No, I just had a nasty dook n' spew all over my bathroom.
by MASTER SPEW-DOOKER October 23, 2011

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 22, 2022

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...
"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"
"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"
by MedPig November 13, 2007
