Sparkling salmon

the act of cumming in a girls face; then using raw fish, preferably, but not limited to salmon or other closly related species, and smaking her across the face causing her to tumble down at least one flight of stairs. More than one flight is cceptable so are escalators, but they are not needed. a blow job is not required for this, but once again, it is preferable.

for the best blow job ever, I sure gave that girl a sparkling salmon.

by I <3 DOME/wierd shit. May 2, 2010

Sparkling Butthole

When a man ejaculates on and all around his lovers butthole, throws a handful of glitter over the sperm covered butthole and it then dries and sticks all over the butthole

When I saw the glitter in her bedroom, I knew she was all about the sparkling butthole.

by The Final Truth March 30, 2010

sparkling clown

While receiving a blow job, pull out and blow your load on her face. Then reach into your carefully prepared pocket full of glitter and toss it in her face.

Betty was amazed at how much her face looked like her sequined gown after her first 'sparkling clown'.

by zeyramos September 26, 2005

Spelling Bee

The most boring 3-hour competition anyone has ever been to.

I fell asleep at the spelling bee.

by ZDF Looder November 26, 2014

spelling nazi

In essence, in a chatroom context, a person who insists on rectifying the spelling errors of anyone by rephrasing the said line accordingly. To remain faithful to their cause, they must invariably make no spelling mistakes whatsoever of their own, otherwise he/she is engaging in hypocrisy, in turn, looking like an oblivious dumbass. Further, they justify their cause by asserting that the victims' spelling is "imposible" to read.

What the prick fails to realise is how needless his/her cause really is, seeing as he/she is perfectly capable of construing the sentence containing the spelling errors sufficiently to be able to rephrase it suitably. Ultimately, he/she incurs embarrassment and looks like a total douchebag, as a result.

Random chatroom: Aimee(5) = Spelling nazi. vicki cee(4) = Victim

Aimee(5) (Says to vicki cee(4)) i think you mean 'and I can spell'
vicki cee(4) (Says to Aimee(5)) no a ment a can spell
Aimee(5) *No i meant i can spell

*5 minutes later *

vicki cee(4) (Says to Aimee(5)) wot u have got agent me newayz
Aimee(5) (Says to vicki cee(4)) "wot u have got agent me newayz" .yeah makes no SENCE

by Joey Moore December 10, 2008

sparkling wiggle

Racial slur against black people which refers to a person of african american descent who does not have a job and attends lots of parties. Sparkling wiggle might also be known as a fucking nigger or nigger.

I wish that sparkling wiggle living next door would quit partying and get a job.

by ADR!AN May 21, 2008

sparkling

Word used to used to express: amazement at a lack of logical thinking. Also used to express frustration (particularly when a process that should be easy is made difficult). Often used by the expat community in Korea based on a commercial which ended with “Korea Sparkling” and made no sense in English.

Person A: I went to the bank and it took an hour and half to transfer money.
Person B: That’s sparkling.

by Sojudictionary February 18, 2009