When you open your mouth you tend to ruin any chance of reproduction with the opposite sex. Speech castration.
Zach decided to lay some game at the bar last night and instant speechstration kicked in to ruin his chances with all the hot chicks that caught his eye.
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Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.
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Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
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Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
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Used in a Sentence: Trying to understand what Ste types is like trying to understand what Maxim says on TS
Used in a Sentence: Trying to understand what Ste types is like trying to understand what Maxim says on TS
Ex 1)interesting how they position him first movie ive seen where he faces another way... something we could try perhaps i wanted to see what the mages did perhaps and im thinking that maybe mages cannot sheep him bec MT isnt in line of sight due to the broken pillar btw mages and MT i aint sure ( Ste Speech)
Ex 2)
people the entire time are talking in general chat... afk.. not paying attention... not knowing what to do or lack of quick action during diff situations aka aggro or sheeep or etc just as examples
about the colors we got... we wtfpwned the colors after a first couple tries of figuring it out... colors had nothing tod o with us landing nef almost everytime and then ahving the MT die everytime
colors dont effect our performance when nef lands and we had most of our team up but somehow MT died each time.... thats the issues why we didnt kill nef
about last night i heard tons of lag.... i couldnt log on at all till like 11pm bec of the server bullcrap... soo yea thats my 2cents (Ste Speech)
Ex 2)
people the entire time are talking in general chat... afk.. not paying attention... not knowing what to do or lack of quick action during diff situations aka aggro or sheeep or etc just as examples
about the colors we got... we wtfpwned the colors after a first couple tries of figuring it out... colors had nothing tod o with us landing nef almost everytime and then ahving the MT die everytime
colors dont effect our performance when nef lands and we had most of our team up but somehow MT died each time.... thats the issues why we didnt kill nef
about last night i heard tons of lag.... i couldnt log on at all till like 11pm bec of the server bullcrap... soo yea thats my 2cents (Ste Speech)
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When the O.J. Simpson's lawyer tried to explain how O.J. was innocent, everyone knew it was going to be an Erving Speech.
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you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"
..... many months later ....
person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"
person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.
you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
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