Blue Spanner Gang

Blue Spanner Gang is GM19's mod team name! His amazing moderators do everything to help his chat be more positive and the best ever! All the respects go to Jazza 11, HCZS 1701, Imogen, The Aura Cat and GM19 of course! You guys are the best moderators I have ever seen! Keep being golden as you guys already are :)
Blue Spanner Gang Team

The Aura Cat

Imogen
HCZS 1701
Jazza11

The Blue Spanner Gang are all here

by Allzza August 19, 2021

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

Spanner

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003

spanner

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

by FIATC January 30, 2009

Spanner

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

by Chumpbug September 11, 2020

Spanner

A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet.

Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.

"I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you."

Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747."
Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet."

Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom."
Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller"

by Larsone April 18, 2010

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006