The Spanish Inquisition

No expects the Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

I asked my wife for spanish coffee but she said no that’s too dirty.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 7, 2018

hung like a spanish curtain

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis

That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain

by Teehomo April 1, 2008

Spanish Club

When you beat someone with the base of a full sealed wine bottle.

A Spanish Officer beat a peasant's face in with a Spanish Club in the movie Pan's Labyrinth.

by Lucifersneighbor November 27, 2009

The Spanish Finger

To get The Shaft (Definition 3) from someone, that is, to get screwed over. However - getting The Shaft is common enough - you realise you have received The Spanish Finger only after the fact. So, in (say) a review situation - your boss makes a couple of critical remarks that are so subtle you only realise it afterwards. That is The Spanish Finger. Realisation of having just received The Spanish Finger is normally accompanid by a puzzled frown and a rub of ones chin. This was first coined in Rathmines on December 9, 2005.

What a strange review that was. I almost feel as if my boss was being rather critical of me. (Pause) In fact he definitely was. I just received The Spanish Finger. Damn.

by Yogrog December 13, 2005

Spanos

1. A man or woman, of greek dissent, who is an impressive perspicacious leader within a given community.

2. A golden greek god.

The word originated from the common name assigned to greek immigrants with a surname too complicated or inconsistant for immigration inspectors at Ellis Island, NY. Because most immigrants, by coincidence or the will of God, assigned with this name became quite successful or, in the least, badass people the word developed into the context in which is it used today.

"I told my grandpa I broke up with my girlfriend. He replied, you need to play the field more anyway. He's such a Spanos."

"So the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1am... he is no Spanos."

"I asked that Spanos if he wanted to go to my place. He said I could go but he was going to go ahead and stay."

by Carlo Monteque July 26, 2009