Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.
Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
by Brad November 29, 2007
Get the Liver Spank mug.

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..
I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.
by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016
Get the Spank Bank mug.

Dank Spank

A phrase commonly used by youthful action sports enthusiasts referring to something that is best, awesome, killer, amazing, or sick.
"Dude, that surfboard is the Dank Spank!"
"Bro, that skate park was the Dank Spank!"
"Homey, that jump you did on your bike was the Dank Spank!"
"Hey buddy, your boat is the Dankest Spankest boat I've ever seen!"
by American Dankster July 16, 2012
Get the Dank Spank mug.

spank the dolphin

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.
by dolphins12345 December 03, 2013
Get the spank the dolphin mug.

spank fodder

any material or imagery that is used simply for jacking off
That headshot of Tony Danza made for some great spank fodder for Kevin.
by Rugdoctor June 24, 2006
Get the spank fodder mug.

cheeky spank

An unexpected or inapropriate slap on the ass given to your friend or partner in order to flirt/annoy/punish/show affection.
hey babe.
hey *spank*
WOAH CHEEKY SPANK
by cheeeeky123 April 09, 2010
Get the cheeky spank mug.

Cock-Spanked

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".
Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!
by Mikey The Comic August 04, 2009
Get the Cock-Spanked mug.