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Sosume

A shorter and more awesome way of saying "so sue me" Works well with a bit of sarcasm.
I honestly think your mum is a f*cking bitch, sosume.
by Gurkan B June 23, 2008
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Sasuke

A person who is a bitch for people named Naruto
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sasuke

Sakura's senpi.
Ow daddy sasuke.
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Sasuke

A smexy anime character from the anime Naruto. What gender he likes? Unknown. For all we know he might just be bi. HE is 1 of the 3 people that posses the sharingan and he seems to LOOOOVE fire, pyromaniac. He's goes to Orochimaru to get power and acts like a f***in bitch to do so but for some reason we all still love him, right? Well i do xP. If he had a thing for any guy he would be the seme, unless it was Orochimaru or Itachi...or some other grown man...but u get the point. He probably WILL come back to Konoha and WILL do something good for once...at least i hope so. He loves onigiri and tomatoes. His hobbies are training and taking walks. He wants to kill Itachi and will live with a manwhore to do so.
Naruto: Even you screw up from time to time!
Sasuke: I'm gonna screw YOU up!
Naruto: Go for it!
He might be gay...or
(they are at a Hot Spring)
Sakura: Hey Hinata, how'd you get those?
Hinata: ??
Naruto: *drools* <<at Hinata
Sasuke: *blushes and drools* <<at Sakura
by T-i-gg-er F-U November 27, 2006
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Sasuke

Sasuke Uchiha...the fangirls cant get enough of him and the women crowed him.(sakura-kirin)

His sexyness makes it easy for him to find girl to Impregnate, i mean how else is he going to revive the uchiclan and Madara is to old so his seed dried up along time ago!

i wonder... would he teach his son to sneak attack someone while their sitting on the toilet or teach his daughter to cry every time things do go her way?
kirin is more of a suck-up then sakura. madara's been living since the beginning of time.SRLYS
will sasuke live to have kids?
by Abby-Pine January 30, 2009
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Sasuke

A sexual machine. The future hokage, and father of Hinata's child. NINJA
Sasuje Uchiha is a character from the Popular series Naruto. Sasuke is needed in the series since Naruto is such a failure of a character. Sasuke is a former member of team 7, but left after he saw Naruto having buttsmex with Ebisu. Sasuke decided he wanted none of that, and has instead dedicated his life to the good of the ninja world.

He went to the main villian from part one, Orochimaru so he could gain the power to kill his brother, and also to impress his main girl, Kurenai. In chapter 500 it's revealed that Sasuke is the father to Kurenai's baby. sasuke is currently awakening his EMS, so he can easily crush Naruto (though the EMS power isn't actually needed)
by SSJ Krillin August 22, 2011
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sasuke

1. an incredibly shy yet outgoing person from Naruto. He hates the phrase 'dontcha know' and goes on suicidal rampages when hearing it. xD
His favorite foods are onigiri <3 and tomatoes although he knows hitomi hates them. his -ahem- has been dubbed captain retardo although he is very talented in bed for he has slept with many a man and uses his 'mirror eye wheel' sharingan to copy his lovers 'moves'.so BEAT THAT EVIl ANTI SASUKE PEOPLE! :P
incorrect:lyk omg i think s@asuke is lyk s00000 kyute.

correct:Uchiha Sasuke is the fucking sexiest person on the face of the earth. and is seme to naruto -^.^-
by iNsaNeucHiha February 25, 2005
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