jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."

I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.

by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016

sorority goggles

Large framed sunglasses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). Often accompanied by Ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. Manufacturers include Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, and Gucci.

Frat boy: Dude, look at that blonde chick over there. I wanna bang her.
Non-frat guy: The one in the sorority goggles?
Frat boy: Yeah, dude, and the Uggs. Do you think she'll be up for it?
Non-frat guy: Shouldn't be too hard. She's a tri delt.
Frat boy: Can I borrow a condom?
Non-frat guy: Sure thing. But before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. You look like an idiot.

by Robert B. July 30, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits

Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed

by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016

sortoff

A word used to describe something as being almost similar to something else. This version of "sort of" is usually typed by stupid people who can not spell for crap.

Person 1: That sweater makes him look sortoff fat
Person 2: Umm, you mean sort of, right, lol
Person 1: Oh yeah, I'm such a dumbass :-/

by JodoFoSho March 8, 2007

softoff

Not being able to get a erection.

That chick is such a bitch she gave me a "softoff".

by Crankman November 7, 2006

jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.

You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam

by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016

Sorority Girl

Upper class bimbos belonging to a sorority. They call each other sisters but are really talking about each other behind each others backs. Usually blonde, in their low to mid 20's, toting some designer bag, super short jean shorts/miniskirt, huge bug eye sunglasses, North face or other dumb brand jacket and a tiny tank top or sorority t-shirt to top it off.
Big surprise that their even in collage considering just how retarded they are. Seen laughing really obnoxiously and swearing about something stupid arm-in-arm with their baseball-capped, collar-popped, football-obsessed douche of a frat boy boyfriend downing beers at the local sports bar.

Look at that sorority girl bimbo over there. I think her name is Stacy or Lauren or something.

by Aria H September 25, 2010