semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 18, 2003

Semendemon

A demon who comes into your room. While you and your partner are having sex, the demon pokes a hole in your condom. When your wife becomes pregnant, your child will be the 13th son of Osiris and summon satan at the age of 9 and thus rising hell on earth. This event will happen 6/6/60, prepare for the coming of Osiris's son wipe out all of creation.

Partner 1: Nothing will ruin this night! 😈😈🍆🍆

Partner 2: Nothing except for the Semendemon

by Patric Henery October 29, 2015

Semen allergy

An allergy to certain proteins in semen, also known as human seminal plasma hypersensitivity. It's estimated that as many as one in twenty women have this allergy. This condition can often masquerade as a yeast infection or herpes infection. The cause isn't known.

The most common symptoms are localized burning, itching, pain, swelling, redness, or blisters forming within 30 minutes of exposure to semen, but usually the reaction occurs within five minutes of contact. Severe reactions can lead to trouble with breathing, anaphylactic shock, and even death in very rare cases.

If you think you have a semen allergy, you should talk to your doctor about it.

by idioteque December 23, 2005

Semen Slave

A man or woman who is so obsessed with oral, that they become a slave to semen.

"Have you seen Judy lately? "
"Nah, I heard she's become a real semen slave though."

by Cpt. Planet July 25, 2009

Shmen

Short version of the religion Mennonite, insulting someone by there appearance or something they do.

1.look at alec he is wearing jeans and a plad shirt what a shmen
2.guy#1 you smell like shit. guy #2 shut up you shmen.

by nhn,k,jkm December 16, 2017

Semen-sleeve

A rock hard tube sock (ankle socks are appropriate) that has caught enough dick sneezes to form a dick cast.

My god.. my girlfriend was doing my laundry and stumbled across my semen-sleeve.

by Senior BroBrah January 27, 2022

semenstruate

The excess semen that flows out of the woman's vagina after sexual intercourse between a male and female.

After a night of of passionate sex Allie began to semenstruate as she walked into the kitchen to get a mid-night snack...she quickly grabbed a paper towel and wiped up the semen just as it ran down the inner thigh of her leg.

by gonzo words December 27, 2010