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Soggy Breeze-Block 

When a womans vagina is so cold and damp that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.
Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

soggy nuts 

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.
Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx
soggy nuts by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017

Soggy cereal 

When cereal is soggy from staying in milk for more than 6 minutes
Wow that's some soggy cereal.

Soggy sambo

Also known as a soggy sandwich, this is the natural evolution of an anal creampie when the felching of one's own love chutney from in between two buns (that is, the buttocks) commences.
Dave wanted to enjoy a tasty soggy sambo with her, but she friend-zoned him.

Soggy breakaway

When you bite the ends off of a breakaway chocolate bar, and then use it like a straw for tea until tea comes out the other side into your mouth, you have a soggy breakaway. Eat it, it'll be warm, melted chocolate, and delicious.
"Mom, put the kettle on, I've got a craving for a soggy breakaway!"
Soggy breakaway by Ben is Zero November 3, 2019

Soggy Cobbler 

an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.
Yo mark your grandfather told me your grandma has a soggy cobbler.
Soggy Cobbler by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020