Soggy Jemmima

A tissue filled with hand sanitizer, often used to peg at one's colleauges.

Bro you better stfu or else I'll peg a Soggy Jemmima at you

by norlane spastic 69 January 17, 2023

Soggy Noggin

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.

Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)

by Red monster boy August 11, 2023

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 26, 2009

Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.

Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.

by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020

soggy sammy

When you put your hands in your mouth and rub 'em all over someone's face.

Girl1: John is such a good kisser!
Girl2: Yeah, if you like soggy sammys

by WeezyEd March 03, 2017

Soggy Rainbow

When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!

Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!

by Blake's the snake September 29, 2017

soggy dick

The sensation of moistness on one's cock after coitus or self-induced ejaculation.

Fuck, I gotta be somewhere in like 5 minutes and I got the soggy dick!

by the_alex February 17, 2008