Shattered

When the weight of the world collapses down upon you all at once, and you simply do not know how to lift it off.

John is really acting strange recently, he seems shattered about his view of life.

by Jaxx54 June 18, 2018

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

Snotter

UK: Semi liquid detrious found in the nasal cavity of humans and other mammals often younger ones.

Mrs Snoddgrass realised that placing Johny at the back of the class was not going to work out either when she noticed him casually picking snotters from his nose and flicking them at the back of his classmates heads.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

Shattered Hand

From the ancient greek "Shatteraehandi" literally translates as "a place where people go to care so little it hurts sometimes".

Person A: Did you hear what such-and-such did?
Person B (followed by several hundred others): This is Shattered Hand, who cares?
Person A: but...whine whine whine...
PErson B: This is my care face...see it care

by Tangee December 14, 2008

snozzered

Adj. - tired, knackered, beat, sleepy.

I am snozzered after all that dancing.

by grtchn February 22, 2008

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014