She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 2, 2024

snip turn

To work a duty or shift that is noticeably shorter than the average.

"I'll be done by lunch time I'm working a snip turn"

by mildlyinteresting April 5, 2009

Breaking my snips

To have great grief caused to you.

Mike - "hey Brady, has Ben been messaging you on facebook again?"

Brady- " Ya man, he wont leave me alone. How many times do i need to tell him im not gay. He's breaking my snips"

by Michael Leigh November 2, 2011

Snipping Tool

What is used on someone that has gooned or is in the middle of gooning.

Kammo: Did you hear nathans mom used a snipping tool on him? Zoru: Was he gooning again?

by Zoru May 9, 2024

slim snippings

When you are low on weed and a friend asks to buy some off you , but you don't have a lot left ; snippings as in what your getting off the bud

Friend: can I get a g from you ?
Me : nah man , it's been slim snippings lately , wait till I re-up

by Mind_blownZ06 May 9, 2017

snip the beak

when a jealous woman cuts the tip off a mans condom before using

damn it !!-- the bitch is pregnant---Friend---- man I thought you guys broke up---- we DID she must have --- snip the beak !!!

by beve January 31, 2018

snip face

A human being that decides that another persons object will be theirs or stealing that object weather it be a phrase, photo etc

Ew look at him , he's a Snip Face

by Bread sandwich December 12, 2017