by Camtono69 June 19, 2018
You sit over the toilet and fart really bad with the runs.The runs; it's not exactly runny, and it's not exactly chunky, but a mix.
by Joe R. M. April 14, 2008
What your rear end does to expluse gas. Most people simply call it a fart and get a bad rap for their booty sneezing. They could just have used this cute homonym and people would think their gas was adorable.
Sally bent over and let one rip while she was tying her shoe in front of her boyfriend.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.
Sally's boyfriend looks repulsed.
Sally then says, "My bad boo, it was just a booty sneeze!"
Sally's boyfriend looks at her with adoring eyes forgetting the smell of noxious gas floating his way.
by laquifa April 08, 2008
The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.
by abakerchick September 22, 2012
when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Shaniqua was very upset when her boyfriend travon gave her a sneezing dragon, but it did clear her sinuses.
by J-Kizzle and T-Fizzle January 02, 2010
A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
by Marchetti May 03, 2009
I appologize for farting, but it was a sneeze & squeeze.
by ~~>KD<~~ September 02, 2005