smurgent

Opposite of urgent

the book buzz was very very smurgent

by oeifhvhweiurbnvweiuyrv May 25, 2022

smurgent

The opposite of urgent, not yet of consequence.

We had a month to complete the assignment- it was pretty smurgent.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

smurgel

Smurgel means ''goofy'' or ''absolutely fucking stupid''

Hey, that guy is really a Smurgel.

by fegil February 15, 2023

Spursed

It is a slang expression, meaning to come up short, to fail at something or to lose something(at something) after being in a very favorable position to succeed.

My brother completely Spursed his driving test. He was having the perfect drive, with no errors but towards the end he didnt stop on a Stop sign.

by Sspasov April 21, 2023

Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024

Full Spursey

Full Spursey.

When doing something utterly batshit crazy like dipping your hampton in fresh dog shit and wanking outside of a school, the phase Full Retard no longer exists.

It's Full Spursey.

You've gone Full Spursey.

by Fets79 November 1, 2021