smoted

In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

smotch

A word started by Here Lies The Traitor, this is in essence a relatively useless insult, but still makes an impact.

"Ton is a dirty smotch"

by hawhaw November 21, 2007

smota

Slang term for smoking marijuana. pronounched Smo-tah

"You want to go smota?" or even just "Smota?"

by Bob Slydel May 26, 2005

smother-hugs

Just a really HUGE hug.

Me and a friend made this up for MSN Messenger, and thought it was really cute & affectionate. It's one of the best hugs you can give. All the other hugs blow in comparison.

"Aa-a-a-w thank you!*smother-hugs you*"

by HLou March 6, 2005

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

smothercate

Smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. Smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.

Cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.

by Big Wave May 31, 2007

smotomy

Unnatural smiting; smiting which isn't
really deserved, but happens.

Jonah being swallowed by a whale was smotomy, but part of God's plan, anyway.

by Nicholas Meyler September 24, 2003