SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

shorb

Someone who is at the bottom of the noob chain. Noob > Nub > Scrub > Shorb.

You're such a shorb. You wish you were a scrub but you're really a shorb.

by O'Min Shorb March 6, 2016

smore

its something different that you can say meaning laughing out loud. It comes from the aim, lol, which looks like a marshmallow surrounded by two graham crackers. So next time u want to laugh, just say smore.

MATH TEACHER: Please draw a line on the board
<KID DRAWS LINE>
MATH TEACHER: Can you make it longer please?
STUDENT: That's what she said!
COOL GUY: SMORE! That was a good one!
OTHER COOL GUY: SMORE!

by Maad Chill May 11, 2008

Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.

"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."

by Crashgasm November 1, 2009

Smorgage Braud

Used to describe a single woman that posses every possible attractive feature imaginable, or a group of women that share a variety of attractive features among the group.
Plural: Smorgage Brauds

Wow, do u see that Smorgage Braud at the party last night!?

by thesilverbullet February 10, 2010

smorgal

A "group or gaggle" of chipmunks.
old school term is dray or scurries

A smorgal of chipmunks invaded the porch.

by not the ugly one September 25, 2011

smoobypost

A top ten video that someone screenshotted and edited it a lot so it became funny.

"das a smoobypost"
Wtf is a smoobypost
"Urban Dictionary it, bitch

by canned-carrot June 4, 2019