Great white shark

Biggest bad-ass in the ocean. Will eat you if it thinks you're a seal.

That fish from Jaws was a motherfuckin great white shark.

by chillaxin106 September 15, 2006

Sharkeisha

One of the most ridiculous ghetto names in the history of mankind.

*known for beating up another young woman who also had a ridiculous name, but was far more attractive than her.

Person A: I want to name my baby Sharkeisha,

Person B: Why the fuck would you want that?

Person A: Because, Javonte, Dontarious, Quenchetta just don't fit.

by Ghetto name hunter January 1, 2014

Salsa Shark

Term coined by Randal in the movie Clerks. A salsa shark is created when one swims a tortilla chip point up in some salsa.

"Duh duh... duh duh... duh duh... Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark."

by Randal Graves December 27, 2004

shark week

the week a woman experiences menstruation

Shannon was in a bad mood because it was shark week.

by Carina September 5, 2005

loan shark

Term for a person, usually a member of organized crime, offering loans without background checks, collateral, etc. etc., but charges insane interest ($100s, even $1000s per day in some cases), and has henchmen who will hurt or even kill those who do not repay the loan within a certain time (usually a week or so).

John got beat to shit by Loan Shark Tino Capellini's henchmen for not paying on time. If John doesn't pay Tino back by next week, they will kill him.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 15, 2004

parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

dumpster shark

A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets.

Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.

by objective c March 20, 2010