double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

In a Sling

Caught in a highly undesirable situation that one hasn't any real involvement in.

Leroy answers his phone, hearing gunshots and rifle fire in the background
Anton: "Leroy, I'm in a Sling! Drove in a Turf war between the Crips 'n Bloodz. Fools shooting at me from both sides."
Leroy: "Yo, want me call in the Blue Bloods?"
Anton: "At this point, I'd take the police over these Hoodrats. Get me out of here!"

by RaiRaijinn November 30, 2016

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

German Slingshot

You’re going down on a chick while she lies on her back. You reach behind you and sneak a dump in your hand. With a huge overhand windmill motion, you slam it down on her chest. WHAM!!! The German Slingshot.

I totally nailed a girl with the German Slingshot last night. It looked like she got shot in the chest with some sort of Crap Cannon!

by Capt. INTENSITY September 8, 2009

tit sling

What we now call a brassiere. In the south a brassiere is still referred to as a tit sling.
Wallace Reyburn wrote a book describing the lawsuit over rights to the bra, fought from 1934 to 1938 in New York, between a German-born designer, Otto Titzling (1884-1942), and a French-born designer, Philippe de Brassiere.

I need a new tit sling.

by Josh Egan March 18, 2003

you're just saying that

how you respond when someone gives you a false compliment/says something out of politeness and you want to let them know you're onto them.

can be said either jokingly or seriously.

often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.

a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!

b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)

by pft its dee November 2, 2008

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004