swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

Slapped

The art of slapping someone so bad, that they drop their own host and leave their team. You can also say, get the slappage, or get raped. It is a great saying if you are playing games, or sports.

Wow man, did you see me slap RecKLeSs, those kids are bad. I never slapped someone so hard.

by SiLkDaSHOCKER September 18, 2009

slated

To be intoxicated, drunk, or un-sober.

Dude, are you slated or what?
I've been slated since I got here.
We's gon' get slated toNIGHT!

by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

trout slapped

When one is slapped with a trout(fish).

Oh my Rachel! I just got trout slapped by Amanda down by the river!

by Laurel P. November 1, 2007

Slanted

Being completely and utterly badass; one of the coolest things you have ever seen

"Matt is so handsome, he is slanted."

"Dude, that car is so slanted."

by The Pear January 9, 2013