Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023

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Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

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Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

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Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

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yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored

ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019

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