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Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
by the_dickie July 7, 2009
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Smolen

when a male receives a hand job from a female through his pants
Female - hey want me to blow you?
Male - na ill just snag a smolen babe.

Friend one - yo man did you hit that?
Friend two - na man bitch only hooked me up with a smolen.

bro one - yo man you cop some head from that hoe after lax practice?

bro two- na but she gave a gnarly smolen homie
by Babyfartsmcgee69 April 7, 2010
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Simone

A really great friend who always makes you feel happy when your down. A nice girl who never says what she thinks but always shows it and loves to mess around. She is an overall great y’all who deserves way more then she thinks
by :) no fuck you April 4, 2019
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Simoleons

Dating back to 1896 and with an unknown origin. This word is slang for "dollar"
Gime me some simoleons. Need to get a smoke.
by Aldana2008 October 20, 2008
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Simone

Simone a kind teacher of the life locked with keys and spells, guardian of the Goddess and an Ancient of times passed, a kindled spirit that lights up my life with care love and compassion. The ultimate enchanting goddess of helping finding balance of the univers.
Simone
by Saints&Sinners July 25, 2017
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Simone

a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intelectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer, the most flexible girl youll ever meet, great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she got loong legs, beautiful eyes, thesweetest mosst adorable smile, and everythng inbetween;) definite cowgirl, Texan to the heart

when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gunna talk shit about him without gettin killed. let her know you love her, nevr let her go, if you do youll never move on or get over her
is that simone?
youll have to ask her to find out!!
by chimmychangachatanooga February 23, 2013
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simple

when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence
Beth, you are SIMPLE!
by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003
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