sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.

A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.

by thelobotomist May 23, 2011

sharking

To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.

I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.

by mikeydangerous May 5, 2009

Sharking

When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.

Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.

by >.<...>.<...>.< May 5, 2009

Sharking

(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.

To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.

Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!

Girl: I'm sharking!!!

by Nutterbutterxx December 16, 2011

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sharming

It's when a person is shitty but also charming. We've all been sharmed before.

1) Why don't you break up with her already?
2)I want to but she is just so sharming!

by JOHNNYAPPLESEED March 12, 2013

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018