snarf dragon

Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.

It was a cold night... it came at me...SNARF DRAGON!

by snarf dragon August 22, 2014

shnarque

The act of accidentally penetrating anally during coitus.

"OUCH! you shnarqued me!!"

by Leif "Badass Mother Fucker" De Wolf May 1, 2006

shnafler

the feeling you get when a coconut is rammed up your ass and/or vagina

yo, that nigga ass hoe must have been shnaflered last night

by ¢¼Ben "Danger" Stubbins¢¼ March 4, 2007

shnafelgaph

large african rodent that breaths fire. Usually found under ground or in a pond because they have gills

Lanny: DUDE WATCH OUT THE SHNAFELGAPH WILL BLOW FIRE ON YOU
woopta: IM AFRICAN!

by luluthedawg#5 April 4, 2009

snarf rag

Rag used to wipe away fecal debris on a man's penis after engaging in anal sex

Dean left his snarf rag in the bathroom and Dave thought it was a hand towel. He would have been better off not washing his hands after taking a dump.

by Ritebackatya December 14, 2013

snarf rag

Use of a bandana to wipe away any debris left behind after engaging in anal sex

"You know Dean had too much to drink when he wipes his nose with his snarf rag"

by Rite acharya December 14, 2013

shnarkin

Shnarking is to be choking on a bong rip.

I got this really nice, 2 foot tall bong. Took a fat-ass dab, and could not stop shnarkin'

by Shnarkin September 14, 2016