sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

Sheet'n

To flake, avoid, or change plans on someone.

We were supposed to go to the hang out, but he is sheet'n on me now.

by LGSG May 10, 2014

Shalty

Being both salty and shady at once.

Man, Carla was pretty shalty today.

by thegoodnamesarealltaken October 10, 2016

sheetanus

when she sucked your dick so good it feels like she is going to suck the sheets into your anus

girl was sucking on my ear and it reminded me of sheetanus.

by Fenger Mei September 25, 2018

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010

Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade

Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!

by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014

hory sheet

Variant of "hory shet"; the phoenetic spelling of the way some Asians pronounce "Holy Shit!"

"Hory sheet!", said the yellow person. "It's flied lice, you lacist plick!"

by ok_meat October 10, 2016