A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.
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Get the Simpers mug.Derogatory term/slur used by Europeans (especially Italians) to refer to Italian-Americans in an English-speaking contest. Comes from seppo + pepperoni and is used when Italian-Americans who don't know anything about Italy and actual Italians claim that they're fully Italian and get offended when told they're not Italian if they're from Brooklyn or Chicago. Apparently Americans are super proud to be American but get mad when you say they're not also another nationality smh
*normal conversation between 2 actual Italians from Italy*
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!
Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!
Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni
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