Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

selective debt

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items

Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills

Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!

Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...

by weorujahg January 22, 2010

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019

Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 13, 2010

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021