A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items
Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills
Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!
Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...
Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!
Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...
by weorujahg January 22, 2010

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 23, 2021

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

by RainStick June 8, 2019

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.
by SHG10 March 13, 2010

Hearing what you want too
by Webster englishary October 14, 2021
