Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

scroncing

The act of blowing your nose into someone’s mouth

Scroncing during ragweed season, she said “never had that big a load”

by The_Pope_of_the_Universe March 6, 2021

scrowling

verb
gerund or present participle: 'scrowling'

To write as if scowling; frowning; such that the tenor and mood of syntax is perceived as upset or grumpy.

I'm always serious, that probably came out scrowling.

by Wbienek April 13, 2021

Scuffing

Another way of saying flicking the bean
Female masturbation

“Hey, what are you doing?”
“Oh nothing, just scuffing”

by Scuffer69 May 6, 2021

Scrolling

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.

God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.

by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022

Shloffing

Another word for sleep. As used within an Italian family.

Where’s Angela it’s still early. Is she already shloffing?

by AngieNiko426 April 16, 2022