by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's douchebag mug.When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017
Get the Schrödinger's grenade mug.if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?
schrodingers boys
the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger
however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
schrodingers boys
the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger
however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
Get the schrodingers boys mug.The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.
Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",
Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
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by endos127 July 21, 2009
Get the Schrödinger's Dick mug.Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010
Get the Schrödinger's Fuck mug.Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
Get the Scroting mug.Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”
Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”
Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”
Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018
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