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Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it
That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag
by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023
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Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017
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schrodingers boys

when you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard
if I put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard which yard would the boys go to?

schrodingers boys

the presence of the boys is a prerequisite when cracking open a cold one, yet a cold one does not have any coherent boy attracting abilities, while the milkshake on the other hand does, though you could crack open a cold one in one yard in the hopes of attracting some boys, the milkshake's boy attracting ability is far stronger

however this all hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
by Hehe I cheated March 24, 2021
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Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
by endos127 July 21, 2009
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Schrödinger's Fuck

Suspecting one's friend's virgininty is in question but not wanting to know the details so assuming said virginity is in a state of simultaneous existence and non-existence due to uncertainty. Undone by a TMI disclosure. Progeny is also a reliable indicator to disprove any exisiting condition of Schrödinger's Fuck
miranda was in a state of schrödinger's fuck until max undid it by telling me he was buying condoms
by mastercreeper101 December 1, 2010
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Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.
Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”
by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018
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