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scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.
Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!
by Mr 0 April 29, 2022
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The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020
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ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord
shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki
by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020
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ball-scratcher

someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you
Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!
by lowconnection21 May 1, 2022
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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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mouth booty scratcher

when u suck a girls pussy were it starts to stop itching
god damn my pussy itches wanna mouth booty scratcher my pussy
by lilyousef December 17, 2020
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Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.
Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish
by DylC March 25, 2023
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