schrime

a 20 cent coin. because its retarded not to have one

i found a schrime, the most useful coin, and paid for a stick of gum

by Lana saggin June 9, 2018

Schromebook

A school issued chromebook

"hey have you gotten a laptop for school yet?"
"Nah, I'll just take the schromebook

by TheRealJish October 7, 2019

Schtump

The act of stamping matter, generally fecal, through a grate or small opening.

Dude, that food yesterday messed my stomach up and I had to schtump in the shower.

by DctrAJ October 9, 2019

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Schmumby

Retard

schmumby are retards

by yupperdupper June 17, 2022

Jaden-schrutt

Sexually transmitted disease that turns your pubes red

Oh man after last night with Becca I was jaden-schrutted and it looks so weird.

by Skrt skrt the squirt squirt May 29, 2019

Micheal Schumaucher

1. Best driver to ever grace the Earth.
2. God

You will meet Micheal Schumaucher in the place where darkness does not exist.

by G Luca the Leader of Men May 13, 2005