Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024

schlooving

The act of shuffling performed by two or more persons passing over the same path in opposite directions with the intention to not buttrape eachother.

Jeff was schlooving past Jacob in the doorway of their dorm.

by lil_wiz_360 July 25, 2009

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

schloming

When one is embraced in such a deep schlom, it means they are unable to move any part of their body due to the consumption of either: Weed, Alcohol, and most commonly but least recognised, food. The Schlom can take over your life, and with no serious cure, the only way to get rid of it is to schlom even harder!

Nah bruv, swear down the other day I was schloming so 'ard I coudlnt even tell if I was naked or wearing a wetsuit.

by Schlom March 10, 2015

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

schmuling

Spending endless hours on the Smule app.

"Bradley has been schmuling for hours."
"John lost his voice because he spent 7 hours schmuling."

by t2damitch October 8, 2017

schmeling

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017