Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

prince charming

Take me away...........

R.S. aka Daddy...Picnics with brie and champagne, strawberries and melon. bright stargazers and a heartfelt smile melt me.

by Princess August 28, 2004

sceaming

making up a plan of evil intent

He was sceaming to cause her downfall

by ThomasAr August 7, 2016

Charming

Someone who is a serial killer. Psychopath/sociopath. Narsistically Likable, pleasant, attractive, charismatic and smart. Often has a dead body room somewhere close by.

"HI, I'm Ted. Need a ride?"

Neighbors and co-workers reported "He was so charming! I would have trusted him with my life!"

"He had such a charming smile."

by ShearMutiny January 12, 2019

Scarfing

1. To eat something really quickly.

2. To throw your arms around someones neck and hang...
OPTIONAL: Say scarf in a high pitched gay voice.

Did you see Luca scarfing down that dick last night? What a gaylord fag.

SCARF!!!!!!

by Enigmatic-Boy July 7, 2008

charming

A social-climbing, rich, snobish, "dignified," adult's way of politely insulting someone or something.

Fred: Muhahaha.
Ron: FRED! GEORGE! GET RID OF THE FUCKING SPIDERS!
George: We would, but--
Fred: --we don't want to.
Ron: STUPEF--
Ginny: SHUT UP!!
Lucius: Weasley, youre children are absolutely... charming.
Arthur: *grunt*
Fred: Hey!
George: Take that back!

by Parawhore #34 April 25, 2009

charming.

used to express repulsion or disgust, sometimes started with ... and ended with a full stop for emphasis.

reatard: i just jizzed all over the table

normal dude: ...charming.

by resistance69 December 5, 2010