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saucy pumps 

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.
D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.
saucy pumps by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014
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saucy dick 

a dick, or penis that is covered in cum.
after fucking she gave me a saucy dick and i needed a towel to clean it up
saucy dick by Phoney01 September 26, 2017

saucy calves 

Exceedingly large calf muscles that are specific to menopausal women. It is these calf muscles that are so attractive to the eye that makes them saucy.
"Hey saucy calves"
"I look for saucy calves in my women"
Julie has some saucy calves

Saucy Muff 

Ayo, Jimmothy. I got them pictures you sent me, man. That's one nice-ass Saucy Muff.

Saucy Martinez 

Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.
Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.
Saucy Martinez by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018

Saucy Peyton 

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.
Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton
Saucy Peyton by sarah_basic June 14, 2019

Saucy Beaver 

A saucy beaver is also known as a saucy pussy. They like BBQ over all sauces and lather in it daily to cleanse them selves of dirtiness. They also play shit holes of games that are bound to die in a year or so.
Hey, look at that saucy beaver over there!
Saucy Beaver by saucybeaver November 3, 2019