shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 10, 2006

shlong clap

The clapping together of two very large willies

"Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong clap!"

by Jordelle Cunliffe July 3, 2006

shlong chug

When you dunk your shlong into a mug of cold draft beer, and then immediately chug the entire contents.

Johnny and his buddies performed a group shlong chug at Mary's party. Mary was very entertained.

by werf January 4, 2008

el shlong

sex

Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps

Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

by Ami & Katie May 19, 2006

obese shlong

a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

Shlong Bong

A penis pump

Gotta get my cock up to industry standards. Time to use the old shlong bong and pump up.

by HUD1974 August 6, 2020

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017