drive thru remorse

The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.

*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.

Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.

After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!

by Valgirl March 20, 2010

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

by Ligonier March 20, 2013

Buster’s Remorse

The moment after you nutted, you feel disgusted at what you masturbated to, questioning your sanity and/or standards.

After little Timmy nutted, he felt Buster’s Remorse after rewatching the video he masturbated to, feeling disgusted with himself.

by Hjack September 27, 2019

Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.

Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.

by THX1180 March 12, 2021

Rumors

Rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Sometimes it is hard to tell who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 89% of the time. People often ruin reputations by these vicious rumors and the reason why they spread them is often unknown. You really shouldn't listen to rumors because you often look stupid if the information you received was false or wrong.

Girl 1: so i heard aven gave quan head in the girls bathroom during 5th period.
Girl 2: aven gave quan head girl?
Boy 1: aven sucked up quan? says who?
Girl 1: braaaaandon!
Boy 2: aven sucked up brandon and quan? when?
Girl 3: aven fucked brandon!? hes dating ole girl.
Girl 1: she fucked brandon?
Boy 3: whos she?
Girl 1 Girl 2 Girl 3 Boy 1 Boy 2: AVEN!!!
Boy 3: she a ho.

Boy 3 to aven: so rumor is you fucked brandon and topped off quan.
aven: yeaaah? keyword there was RUMOR. you cant believe all rumors.

by sorrytosay September 4, 2010

rumorang

A rumorang indicates a rumor that returns and spreads, often more than once, despite having been dismissed before. Much like a boomerang, the rumorang comes back after it has been refuted and tossed away.

Even though Suzie constantly denied it by purchasing Iron Maiden albums, her secret love for supergroup ABBA was a rumorang that returned on a weekly basis.

by Ludwig Kietzmann September 17, 2008

Remorsing

reminiscing about something you feel regret over.

"What's the matter?"
"I'm just remorsing over what I did last weekend...I never should have drank that vodka.."

by DanceCrier April 16, 2008