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rugby league

The greatest game of all.

Initially formed as a breakaway from Rugby Union in the early 20th century as a way for players to be paid instead of the governing body pocketing all the profits, Rugby League has long since surpassed it's inferior cousin in all aspects.

A working class game of 13 men a side, there is no tougher sport on the planet. The men who play Rugby League are the true Gladiators of the 20th and 21st centuries.

An 80 minute game that is generally completed, with stoppages, in under 100 minutes, Rugby League is a test of skill, fitness, co-ordination and strength that no other game can match.

Imagine American Football played without the padding or the incessant stoppages and you get some idea of the pace and toughness of Rugby League.

Watch it and you WILL love it.
The only way to improve Rugby Union is to change it to Rugby League.
by The Real Everlovin' Antichrist February 26, 2005
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In England, rugby is a posh persons sport mainly, but in other countries (e.g Wales) it's a working class sport. The best teams are England, New Zealand, South Africa, Australia and France
Joe: You see the rugby last night?
Jim: Yeah, we shudda won by more.....
by Foad September 22, 2003
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Rugby fucked

When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.
That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.
by Janestar1 October 11, 2011
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rugby league

Rugby League is a simple game played by simple people.

Rugby Union is a game played by tw*ts.
Rugby League is easy to follow. Rugby Onion isn't.
by Billabong warrior December 28, 2005
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rugby player

Rugby Union players come in two distinct forms, skilled athletes with strength, speed and an unmatched will to win - these players are procured by Union clubs from their superior bretheren - Rugby League clubs.

The other types tend to be pale doughy creatures more accustomed to sitting on the ground waiting for something to happen, but not wanting it to involve too much physical activity, generally walking to a lineout or scrum is considered a workout to them.
Examples of the superior form of Rugby player can be seen in Jason Robinson, Andy Farrell, Wendell Sailor (before those unionites shoved coke up his nose) and Lote Tuquiri.

The inferior form of Rugby Player can easily identified by a distinct lack of athletic ability for a professional sportsman.
by Union Is Dying February 9, 2007
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rugby

Great game in real life, suckass video game. Got it? Go. Go play rugby right now.
Only real women play rugby.
by Maggie Maggerson June 11, 2006
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ruggy

a sport loosely based on rugby, different in that the losers are wrapped in upholstery or rugs, blindfolded and dropped off in brothels to be left to lustful elderly men
Sam killed himself rather than suffer the fate of the losing ruggy player.
by rugbizatch December 30, 2003
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