rooster

A male chicken. As in, a bird that lives on a farm. As in a food animal. One that we eat. Just so I am completely clear.

that rooster is interested in that chicken.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 9, 2006

Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.

I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.

by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010

Rooster

To rooster means to play your music very loudly while driving with your windows down. Much like a rooster crowing loudly to everyone around. Also common to do this early in the morning to act as a rooster and wake others up.

person 1: "Damn dude, I woke up at six today.!"
person 2: " right? It was Jason going around our neighborhood roostering!"

by regretful taco May 20, 2015

roost

to sit on the toilet for an extended amount of time

That roost was so long that I read two more chapters out of this book.

by T&A July 30, 2008

Rooster Eggs

Semen

Boy: “I got them rooster eggs”
Mom: “I didn’t think roosters laid eggs”
Girl: “They don’t, it’s jiz”

by Chef Big George May 23, 2020

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008