A Romanian cannon is when one person had another person put a funnel in their anus. Then the other person pours vinegar down the funnel, then baking soda down the funnel. Very quickly before the reaction happens, they take out the funnel and insert a buttplug. Then they pick up the person and aim their butthole at the target. Wait a few seconds for the reaction to create more pressure, and then squeeze their stomach, blowing the buttplug out very fast, turning into a weapon of mass destruction.
Person 1: “hey, wanna be turned into a Romanian cannon?”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”
Person 2: “sure, get the vinegar and baking soda and I’ll grab the funnel”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
Get the Romanian cannonmug. When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
by varxiq June 24, 2022
Get the Romanian Iron Fistmug. When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
Get the Romanian Blanketmug. The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area
“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”
by lilqdawwgg February 20, 2020
Get the romanian pencil techniquemug. Also known as a "bombardiera" she is the average stereotypical Romanian girl. She may act like a normal basic girl, but she has the unique Romanian traits of the same type of girl. She usually hangs out with her male friends, she may wear fake designer clothes. She is a pick me girl. She always posts surveys on her insta story. She vapes and she has a bad taste in music or she has the same music preferences as her bf if she has one. She is very judgemental with lgbtq+ people, people of color or any other human being who is not in her friend group. She usually gossips with her friends, she thinks that streamers are super-cool even if she watches them so people think she is different. She does everything she can to get all the attention from all the boys. She pretends that she loves sports just for clout. She sometimes fakes depression or other mental illnesses
LOOK AT Maria, she is listening to "manele" again and she cracks sunflower seeds all over this place. She is a Basic Romanian Girl
by ailad August 15, 2021
Get the Basic Romanian Girlmug. A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.
Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”
by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025
Get the Romanian Porch Piratemug. by Mingemagnet November 28, 2019
Get the Romanian battymug.