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david romero rico

David Romero rico is just that nigga

-got a fat cock
-got mad bitches
-he’s getting head as you are reading this
-he’s also got mad bread
by JPN.GXD October 28, 2020
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Rico Suave Shower

Showers taken by a man that last longer than a when a woman takes a shower
Phil- "Damn how long has Frank been in the shower for?"
Joe- "He's taking a Rico Suave shower."
by Little_Horn May 31, 2014
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Puerto Rico Tip Off

A back alley circumcision. Alternately a pre-season NCAA basketball tournament.
My family didn't have insurance when I was born so I got a Puerto Rico tip off which became infected.
by Chief McHeath January 20, 2012
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Rico Suave Bandito

A person who flock from one person to one person in search or secure relationship that meant, if his friend die, he can easily forget and find a new one to suck their blood dried and then eventually left for newer friends. Doesn't get many girl to like him or adore him, then blame it on his long name that doesn't had a potential of being in a spotlight anywhere. A person who thought he could badmouth about other person without himself being known for the source but later tell every one himself. He thought that by stealing other people girl friend is a victory to his life when actually he is receiving a disease from his new girlfriend by unprotect sex. He thought of himself as a person who care about other when actually, wishes that they died so he could have their property because he was one of their friends. A total opportunistic. Do not have his own set of stand point but rather uses some one and divert all argue to someone instead of confronting his own problem.
Rico Suave Bandito hope he get a friend in the new high school, but every one doesn't care about him because he's a loud mouth retard who in his own thought other people are egotistic but actually he is an Egotistical himself. A person who talk all day about doing something to a woman but never done it until he was about to die and ask a nun if he could ever grab her ass. Rico was never the best child of the family and every one hated him for being such a moron in all occasion. He doesn't understand complex english and can only talk about what doesn't collide with the current events such as bad mouthing about a girl he unsuccessfully ask for number. Rico wasn't a handsome person or experienced in sexual, he uses alcohol and hidden-agenda relationship to get woman, and by getting meant, drugging them before manhandling and putting them on the shoulder like a caveman. So sad that nobody like Rico he felt the need of being in the spotlight when he achieved something he thought was great but no one give a damn anyway. Rico cried when he watch his father smack his mother face and was about to run away when his father anally molested him, causing him to become a very pathetic bitchfulness child. He thought he score big when he finally rape his girlfriend.

Many people felt sad for knowing such a shit holes who envy other people so much on what they had, hatched an evil planned to destroy other people peacefulness, a Hitler incarnation, Must be put to death.
by Chinga-Loca October 7, 2010
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Puerto Rico Water Pouch

When a Hispanic man dips his scrotum into hot water, then wrings out the water from his pubic hair onto the chest/face of a (preferably consentual) sexual partner.
Joe gave Timmy a Puerto Rico Water Pouch during a rough session last week.
by Aerethan March 21, 2013
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Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)
by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022
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Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".
Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
by lmdough July 28, 2011
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