remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remotional

When you keep getting upset about something you should have let go years ago.

I keep getting remotional about my high school girlfriend cheated on me - even though that was over ten years ago.

by ChangeLater May 21, 2017

Remote

You’d know what a remote means if you weren’t a remote.

Hey ur a fucking remote. “ Tarynn what does a remote mean ?” it means you’re a fucking remote

by Timmothy April 5, 2021

Remote

a gaming god

Remote is such a gaming god audio, machker
omg omg, hes so cool

by RemoteW November 21, 2021

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Remote

The magic object that controls all of life.

The remote just made a baby come to life.
Oh my goodness!

by #olderlady October 2, 2018