Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018

chinese relaxation

When a girl rubs her wet pussy across a man's back, then proceeds to massage it.

Sarah and Jeff had a brief period of Chinese relaxation.

by pablorodrigo May 10, 2016

Relax

Taking care of Kaia also known as bubs

I want to relax

by Kaiyakk April 28, 2023

relaxive

when something is relaxing it is also relaxive.

It is relaxive to talk with you.

by umitism May 2, 2020

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 6, 2023

dude relax

when you wanna hook up and have plans to but you're being too antsy, so on the third text you send your partner wants you to calm down

what's your deal?
dude relax.

by darwincharles January 23, 2022

relax-breaks

Relax-breaks means that when you are being stressed out at a certain time you can take relax-breaks to calm down

I was very stressed out in class today so I decided to take a relax-breaks to calm down

by MWHEN April 21, 2018