regrettie

a fan of the band The Regrettes. they are likely gay and have mental illness. you will likely find them on twitter or instagram, the occasional siting on facebook but we don’t accept them. they can all agree that every member is extremely attractive and talented. you may see one with the symbol “|^_” in their display name which stands for the R in regrettes but doesn’t look anything like an R. the plural form for regrettie is regretties.

“twitter regretties are insane”
“I’m a professional regrettie”

by fooledfeelings June 27, 2020

outfit regret

The feeling that comes once you've left the house with a bad outfit on. Making the problem worse is you cannot go back home and change out of the bad outfit.

I'm @ wk wearing a horrible looking sundress, that looked good before I left the house, and now I hve to sit here with, "outfit regret", ugh !

by LG Shine May 21, 2009

Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011

Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.

Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

wank regret

When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.

You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.

“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”

by Y’know we stay t1tty December 18, 2017