Räuber Fotzenglotz

Nickname of an extremely attractive and well-known Swiss colleague named Juju.

*Two girls walking around casually in Pisa.*
A: Do you see that guy over there? He looks extremely familiar to me.
B: Yes, of course! That‘s Räuber Fotzenglotz.
A: Ah right, now I recognize him. He always glotzes at my Fotz when he‘s around.

B: Oh yes, I absolutely love it when he uses his Fotzenglotz ability.

by DerBoss69 May 6, 2023

dairy robber

A man that repeatedly sleeps with a woman and doesn't give her commitment. also a person that that likes to say "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

Girl 1: She said that all he does is have sex with her and doesn't want to date her.
Girl 2: Yea that's a dairy robber for ya.

by Milk Maid May 6, 2008

Gadianton Robber

A "Latter-Day" version of Al-Qaeda; bad guys; arch-enemies of bloggers who work for the state of Utah and write about nature.

One day, a man investigating taxpayer fraud found a state bureaucrat who was comparing Gadianton Robbers to Al-Qaeda.

by Brock Billings December 25, 2009

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Canadian Robbery

When you break into someone's house and leave them things instead of steal.

Pulled a Canadian Robbery last night. Broke into buddys house and left a pie in his fridge

by Tatathereretard April 5, 2020

flip-flop robbery

When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.

bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!

they're both black how do you know?

i can FEEL them!!

by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011

Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013