Quote Sandrum

The sudden realization of understanding a quote.

Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.

David: Wait what?

Jeff: ...

David: Ohhhhh, I get it, I just had a Quote Sandrum!!

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayer July 14, 2009

quotebot

A common species of human known to speak only in movie quotes due to a lack of original thought.

Sherrie is such a quotebot it feels like I'm listening to the Paramount Pictures Memorable Moments highlight reel.

by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

quote mining

The repeated use of quotes out of context in order to skew or contort the meaning of a passage or speech by an author on a controversial subject.

Conservatives have a reputation for quote mining and other ways of taking things out of context.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2009

quota

A pre-determined number of make-outs that must be achieved in a certain amount of time.

"Ladies, quota for 2009 is 9. For every extra guy, you get a drink when we go to Vegas in December."

by Babs2009 February 18, 2009

QUOTA

one quarter; 25 percent of a dolla or dollar

Teacher: "Class, who can spell quota?"

Jamal: "I sho can't spell quota, but two make fitty cent"

Teacher: "Fo shizzle"

by Mo79 November 14, 2004

Quotev

A website where many teens use celebrities as a icon and roleplay with others. Practically drama island with parties, sex, and friendship wars. The whole website circulates around the "feed" a place where you write a "RA" with anything and other users can comment and like. Instead of noobs you are known as a carrot. To be quotev royalty you have to have at least 1k followers. Many kids are between the ages of 12-19. All love one direction or some other boy band. Many of them are depressed or they pretend to be depressed. These kids are also questioning their sexuality and tend to be bisexual or gay. Many girls use this site and pretend to be males too. Quotev was originally a site to write fanfiction but was taken over by teens. Dont go on there if you dont want to be sucked in.

Last night I went on Quotev and there was major drama on the feed, someone kissed someone elses girlfriend.

by The Brave Toaster December 13, 2014

quote laundering

The process by which a counterfeit quotation or news item eventually gets picked up by multiple news sources, which cite one another but never lead back to a verifiable source (because there isn't one). The quote's appearance on multiple forums and news aggregators lends it credibility because it is viewed as "reported" by multiple outlets.

Laundered quotes can originate from satire that is not recognized as satire, but more frequently from an Internet writer who is paraphrasing or outright fabricating.

No matter how many places you see it mentioned, the starlet never actually Tweeted that "Scientology is an abusive cult." A comedian said this while doing an impression of her, and then quote laundering took over.

by bluebelle September 4, 2013