pussy whipped

when you go and see a high action movie with your mates and girlfrend and completely ignore the movie in the vein sad effort to get sum.

mate:He check out that dude he's goign to blow that fucking dogs head of!

pussy whiped mattey: strange fish noises ( sound of em kissing) sorry what did i miss?

by Jimmy December 8, 2004

pussy whipped

KHOOTEECH! (sound of being whipped...)
To be pussy whipped... is to be under the control of the female... where the man is supposed to control the woman most of the time...

Adam follows everything that Smantha (his girlfriend) tells him to... if she says... let's go shopping and he wants to watch soccer... he would leave soccer and go out with her...

by lol... May 7, 2003

pussy whipped

A man whose primitive instinct is so accutely attuned that he seeks out that place where he first came into the world. Just like a salmon who swims upstream to lay its eggs where it was once an egg. The problem is, that too many modern men try to eat it where real men simple know that it's THE PLACE to stick it. (Men who think the place to stick it is their hand have more in common with gay men) If you eat it, you are pussy whipped. If you use it as a place to stick it, then you are a real man and the woman knows her place.

Men in the united states and western europe are mostly pussy whipped. Men prior to the 1960's were not, neither are most Muslim men in the third world. And you wonder why a bunch of towelheads are kicking our ass.

by patrick henry September 22, 2008

pussy whipped

n) Person who constantly talks to his girlfriend on AIM.
(n) Having or displaying the qualities of one who refuses to think or look at other females unless intoxicated, after which he becomes a "Lord Surewood"
(adj) Displaying qualities similar to the "Cabron"

"Man, Dave is pussywhipped on the pre-pay plan."
-P

by Pinche Hue February 23, 2004

pussy whipped

when a man's balls are kept in his bird's purse

xzxyz's balls are in betty's purse. he's pussy whipped.

by Notapsycho aka Taps December 31, 2020

pussy whipped

When your girlfriend has the most annoying laugh in the world, and you somehow are able to ignore it.

When you bring her into the room we immediately change the channel from a comedy to a drama.

by chosen one May 14, 2003

Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018