Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason December 28, 2007

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Procrastibake

v. 1) Smoking weed and getting baked as fuck to put off work or an obligation.

"I had a research paper to write but I decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead."

by Dr. Reel Lee Hi August 30, 2013

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Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.

A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.

by Bigb20 August 10, 2010

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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating as a reason for not doing a required/mundane activitity.

"Dude, I had to procrasturbate twice last night, I did NOT want to do my homework!"

"I caught my wife procrasturbating yesterday instead of cleaning. It was hot and she did it in heels."

by Ally Walker June 13, 2007

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Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.

1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"

by Taylor Deyoung January 5, 2009

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