procrastiface

Using Facebook to procrastinate.

"I could do this assignment, but I'll probably just continue to procrastiface."

by mynamesjono October 14, 2012

procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life

Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian

by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014

Procrastifaking

1. Bullshitting with time.
2. Taking your time despite importance.

3. To intentionally take too long
4. Stalling from doing. something you don't want to do.
5. Avoiding a task, situation, mission or anything you knowingly suppose to do.

People always procrastifaking when its time to do something they don't wanna do.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastifake

1. To bullshit with time.
2. Something or someone that takes too damn long.
3. To avoid or stall
4. When you have no care or concern about a time frame or schedule.
5. To do everything else except what you're suppose to be doing.

I like to procrastifake when I really don't wanna do something.

by L muhfuccin P January 31, 2018

Procrastifishing

The art of fishing when you are supposed to be doing something else.

Damn it Branden!! Your procrastifishing again?

by BdawgRiot June 9, 2018

Procrastifake

Stalling fa time on bull shit

I don't need any associates that procrastifake, it's a waste of time.

by WykeshaMonike (JusticeBennett) July 14, 2019

Procrasticycle

The longest cleaning cycle of an appliance, chosen for no other reason than being able to put off the next step for as long as possible.

I chose the procrasticycle on the washer because I just want to lay around for an extra 45 minutes.

by CheersnBeers September 14, 2021