proclaim

To declare formally; declare someone to be something; of titles;To bring to public notice or make known publicly

"He proclaimed to have only slept with two girls"

by Babear September 27, 2006

porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.

Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

by ilted April 8, 2010

ProJelly

To be unmistakably jealous of a persons ProModz.com customized gaming controller

"You're so projelly right now..."
"I just ordered a custom, you're gonna be ProJelly in a bit"

by GrooveZoidberg October 26, 2013

porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.

Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.

by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016